As is the Playstation Move, but I don't care about that. Nobody's buying it.
Ubisoft has just released a trailer for a "flirty and fun" (my quotes, not a quote from the actual press release) game called We Dare.
This is the look on my face after I got done with it.
Yes, it was that awful.
In the immortal words of kids everywhere, "Ewwwwwww, gross! Try this!"
I never thought I would say this, but "hey, playing the Wii could lead to a foursome!"
If you're a bunch of losers or something.
To quote Game Informer:
"Basically, We Dare has you performing the exact same dumb minigames as in countless other Wii titles, except this time it's supposed to be naughty because you, like, put the Wii remote in your pants or something."Yes, if that sounds bad, that's because it is.
The game's scheduled to be released in Europe. With a 12+ rating. That's right. For ages 12 and up.
Just imagine that, you Moms out there.
Hide your Wii! Or don't let them play unsupervised.
I don't think this game is the end of society as we know it (despite the title), but I do think this is hilariously bad and silly, and I can't see *anybody* enjoying this.
Except maybe for your next Key Party.
(h/t: Games Radar)
Edit #1 (2/26/11): Apparently, this video may be unplayable in the States, or something. If you read the comments, you'll see that one of my American friends couldn't play it, but at the time of this edit, I can still play it here in Canada. She said that the Game Informer video still works, so check it out there if it won't play for you!
Edit #2 (3/11/11): Changed the video, so hopefully it can now be viewed by all