Think you hated Star Wars: Phantom Menace?

Were you there on opening day in 1999, waiting anxiously for the first Star Wars movie in 16 years to come onto the screen?  Were you holding your breath, waiting for that George Lucas juicy goodness (get your mind out of the gutter!) to be presented to you in full stereo sound with massively improved special effects?  Did you cheer when the opening crescendo of the Star Wars theme came blasting out of the speakers and you saw the first original scrolling introduction in quite a long time move up the screen?  Did you read it and start wondering "what's this about taxes?  Trade Federations?  What the f---?"

And afterward, did you turn to your friend, lover, legal guardian, parole officer, or whatever, and say "what the hell was that?"  Or even worse, did your companion have to poke you because you had fallen asleep?