I was all set to start our weekly visit to the world of bad music and even worse jokes, but unfortunately, our Internet appears to be down this morning, with no clue when it's going to come back.
Thank heavens for mobile phones! Or else you'd think I'd died...or something even worse!
I'd take a picture of my iPhone and post it, but I would need my iPhone to take the picture, and the subsequent recursive loop may destroy the universe.
So I guess you'll have to go pictureless.
Normal programming resumes next week!
Hide your virgins.
-- Post From My iPhone